All right everyone, it's time to see how keen you are with Sheffield jargon.
Here's a quiz to see how you 'measure up' to Gaz and the rest of the Full Monty troop.
Choose the correct definition for the Sheffield vocabulary words. More than one answer might be correct, but only one means something to the Sheffield local.
Here's an easy one to help you get started.
1. HECK is A) Something your cat does to dislodge a hairball. B) A mild exclamation or surprise. C) The lead character in a Mark Twain book (last name is "Finn").
1. HECK is
A) Something your cat does to dislodge a hairball.
B) A mild exclamation or surprise.
C) The lead character in a Mark Twain book (last name is "Finn").
2. A LUNCHBOX is A) Another word for male genitalia. B) Something you carry your lunch in. C) Both of the above. 3. A WIDGER is A) A piece of a lawn dart game. B) Any variety of small, tunneling rodents. C) A penis. 4. KNOCKERS are A) Female breasts. B) The nickname for the local Sheffield Football team. C) What George Foreman calls his fists. 5. BOLLOCKS are A) Testicles. B) A large chain of department stores. C) A tasty hors d'oeuvre in some parts of the world.
2. A LUNCHBOX is
A) Another word for male genitalia.
B) Something you carry your lunch in.
C) Both of the above.
3. A WIDGER is
A) A piece of a lawn dart game.
B) Any variety of small, tunneling rodents.
C) A penis.
4. KNOCKERS are
A) Female breasts.
B) The nickname for the local Sheffield Football team.
C) What George Foreman calls his fists.
5. BOLLOCKS are
A) Testicles.
B) A large chain of department stores.
C) A tasty hors d'oeuvre in some parts of the world.
Here's some questions that smell 'fishy.'
6. MALARKEY is A) Gaz' uncle's name. B) Nonsense or rubbish. C) A colorful bird. 7. TACKLE is A) What you use in order to catch fish. B) Another word for lunchbox. C) What you do to the guy who has the ball. 8. To SHAG is to A) Dance. B) Have sexual intercourse. C) Cut your hair like it was in the 80's.
6. MALARKEY is
A) Gaz' uncle's name.
B) Nonsense or rubbish.
C) A colorful bird.
7. TACKLE is
A) What you use in order to catch fish.
B) Another word for lunchbox.
C) What you do to the guy who has the ball.
8. To SHAG is to
A) Dance.
B) Have sexual intercourse.
C) Cut your hair like it was in the 80's.
Don't lose your temper with these next questions.
9. A BENNY is A) The name of some 458,000 unfortunate people worldwide. B) A pill taken to help you go to sleep. C) A sudden outburst of temper. 10. 'BLIMEY' is A) Short for "God Blind Me." B) Too much lime juice. C) What you say when you sneeze. 11. If you have an EPPY, you. . . A) Are a gifted athlete. B) Should see your doctor. C) Are having a fit of anger.
9. A BENNY is
A) The name of some 458,000 unfortunate people worldwide.
B) A pill taken to help you go to sleep.
C) A sudden outburst of temper.
10. 'BLIMEY' is
A) Short for "God Blind Me."
B) Too much lime juice.
C) What you say when you sneeze.
11. If you have an EPPY, you. . .
A) Are a gifted athlete.
B) Should see your doctor.
C) Are having a fit of anger.
Some brain teasers to really make you think.
12. A QUID is A) A 'pecies of mollu'k that 'wim in the ochen (think about it). B) A pound sterling. C) More than a trid and less than a quind. 13. If you're on the DOLE, you are, A) Receiving government money while out of work. B) About to be subdued by Secret Service agents. C) Have pineapple squishing between your toes. 14. Someone who is CHEEKY is A) Bound to get spanked. B) Popular with Grandmothers. C) disrespectful and impudent. 15. SQUADDIES are A) Members of a military squad. B) More than Troddies and less than Squinddies. C) Female campers (sound it out).
12. A QUID is
A) A 'pecies of mollu'k that 'wim in the ochen (think about it).
B) A pound sterling.
C) More than a trid and less than a quind.
13. If you're on the DOLE, you are,
A) Receiving government money while out of work.
B) About to be subdued by Secret Service agents.
C) Have pineapple squishing between your toes.
14. Someone who is CHEEKY is
A) Bound to get spanked.
B) Popular with Grandmothers.
C) disrespectful and impudent.
15. SQUADDIES are
A) Members of a military squad.
B) More than Troddies and less than Squinddies.
C) Female campers (sound it out).
A couple of 'alternative' questions.
16. A WOOFTER is A) A loud dog. B) A male homosexual. C) A construction worker with a bad lisp. 17. If you're a POOFTER you are A) Playing in an orchestra. B) A magician. C) A male homosexual.
16. A WOOFTER is
A) A loud dog.
B) A male homosexual.
C) A construction worker with a bad lisp.
17. If you're a POOFTER you are
A) Playing in an orchestra.
B) A magician.
C) A male homosexual.
Finally, if you reck you've got the hang of this, hereís a few questions if you're a 'people person.'
Remember, only one answer works best in Sheffield.
18. A PUNTER is A) A player on a football team B) A customer C) Both of the above. 19. You're a MUG if you A) Are gullible B) Have beer dumped on you all the time. C) Get dewehc all the time (think in a different direction). 20. A BEGGAR is A) Someone who asks other people for money. B) Something in your nose that you pick. C) A fellow.
18. A PUNTER is
A) A player on a football team
B) A customer
19. You're a MUG if you
A) Are gullible
B) Have beer dumped on you all the time.
C) Get dewehc all the time (think in a different direction).
20. A BEGGAR is
A) Someone who asks other people for money.
B) Something in your nose that you pick.
C) A fellow.